Miscellaneous: Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't...

By highschoolsucks - 21/01/2015 02:41 - United States

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

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Same thing different taste

By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:12

So I guess you could say you're... ...ripped.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:10

Must have sounded pretty impressive. Well Done!

Comments

squarecircles 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:23

As long as it didn't sound like marbles being dropped on the floor.

gloriousjohnson 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:49

somebody queue the lunk alarm

tmill850 4

Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:40

That's a compliment

swimgood 16

Wednesday 21 January 2015 23:08

The infamous protein fart.

MrSmush 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 23:55

That's quite impressive, nice job

mewlugia 8

Thursday 22 January 2015 1:01

thats just plain awesome

petrine 17

Thursday 22 January 2015 3:01

Congratulations! You should be proud!

Gowackie 14

Thursday 22 January 2015 3:17

Saves wear and tear on your lips

thefallen12 13

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:59

Lol nice one man. You should be proud to rip that kind of fart, doesn't come around often

wafflefriez91 17

Thursday 22 January 2015 12:57

I farted an 80s drum solo once. kinda sounded like a Phil Collins song.

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