Today, I learned that my desperate brother thinks I'm a lesbian...

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By SuperStraight - 15/01/2017 09:18

Today, I learned that my desperate brother thinks I'm a lesbian or asexual because I am single and I don't act like a thirsty ho like he does. He told people I like girls. We live in the deep south and I'm VERY straight. FML.

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brewmasterg 34

Saturday 21 January 2017 3:53

Deep South enough that they feel the compulsion to clarify not only are they straight but they are VERY straight.

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southernoutlaw_Ford 1

Saturday 21 January 2017 1:11

Deep South? How Deep South lol

brewmasterg 34

Saturday 21 January 2017 3:53

Deep South enough that they feel the compulsion to clarify not only are they straight but they are VERY straight.

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