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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

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Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2025 14:00 - Canada

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Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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Lucky_Adi 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:09

has he been looking at gay ****?

mattgotest2 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:13

He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.

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taylortrash1993 4

Friday 13 May 2016 5:25

Figure something out or your relationship is done--if it is not already.

TwiztidTaush 6

Monday 12 April 2021 13:23

At least he waits till you're asleep.... mine doesn't even do that. Or clean up his mess afterwards. I've stepped in it... three times.

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