Today, I learned it's possible for a pimple to cause a headache.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 10:06

Today, I learned it's possible for a pimple to cause a headache. I can't get it to pop, and the headache won't go away. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 22 January 2017 10:33

Ice for 20 minutes at a time, wipe it down with some witch hazel, make a paste of baking soda and put it on it or just use toothpaste, change your pillow case, and use a designated towel for drying you face when you bathe. When/if it does come to a head, use a clean needle to lance it.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 22 January 2017 10:33

Ice for 20 minutes at a time, wipe it down with some witch hazel, make a paste of baking soda and put it on it or just use toothpaste, change your pillow case, and use a designated towel for drying you face when you bathe. When/if it does come to a head, use a clean needle to lance it.

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