Money: Today, I just messed the bank accounts of the manager and one... - FML

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By fuckaccounts - 06/05/2016 23:02 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I just messed the bank accounts of the manager and one of the sales employees, and paid the last one at least three times his salary. I´m trying to reach him and tell him to give back the money...and he´s not answering his phone. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 17:01

That's theft, he knows the money is not his and you are trying to correct the mistake

TheAspieDork 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:01

Maybe you should make another "mistake" next time and give him only a third of his salary.

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arisanator9900 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 17:01

That's theft, he knows the money is not his and you are trying to correct the mistake

TheAspieDork 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:01

Maybe you should make another "mistake" next time and give him only a third of his salary.

GokuSS400 18

Sunday 8 May 2016 8:14

Yeah, the salesman is gonna find out the hard way soon that ignoring the calls are going to get him in more trouble…and he likely will have to end up paying it back with interest

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