Miscellaneous: Today, I just finished treating my cat for fleas and bombing... - FML

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By needagoodlaugh - 27/05/2016 23:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just finished treating my cat for fleas and bombing my apartment and washing everything. I went to visit my sister for the first time in almost a year and somehow managed to take a live flea with me. Now I get to do it all again at her place. FML

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:41

At least you're taking responsibility and cleaning her house for her! :)

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:41

At least you're taking responsibility and cleaning her house for her! :)

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