Thanksgiving and Love: Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner...

By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

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By Jenny - 25/12/2024 16:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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By Annoyed - 27/04/2025 00:00 - Canada

Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:09

Hopefully your taste in wine is better than your taste in women.

jane99 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

Falcon punch her.

Comments

muboshgu 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:22

how can you invite a crush for thanksgiving? that's way too desperate. i know couples who don't spend thanksgiving together for the first year. ydi for asking someone to thanksgiving before asking her out.

facu 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:40

i reckon anytime u ask a girl out and she wants to bring someone else along its a bad sign already

TedFreakingBundy 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:14

you deserve it. end of story. you were too much of a pussy to tell her no.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:01

YDI. Duh.

Punkartmama 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:23

You obviously were ignoring reality. Even if she was single, forcing someone to Thanksgiving with your family is not going to make them want to date you.