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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 06:58 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By AustrianCow - 22/12/2015 21:45 - Austria - Linz

Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Sunday 6 March 2016 0:12

Shame on her for being a bigot.

stingray112 24

Sunday 6 March 2016 0:16

Put her on psychiatric hold

Comments

bornpatriot 11

Sunday 6 March 2016 4:51

There are no Iranians in Israel. They don't have diplomatic relations.. (I'm so skeptical about this FML)

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Sunday 6 March 2016 5:11

No idea where you're getting your info, cause that's a fat load of BS. You're an idiot.

blahhhhhhh85 9

Sunday 6 March 2016 5:13

Aloha snack bar

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 6 March 2016 6:58

Your mother needs serious help if she has a mind that disgusting.

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 6 March 2016 7:53

wow, just wow

Sandman2015 12

Sunday 6 March 2016 11:41

Sorry to hear that OP. Sounds like your mom needs to be checked in for a bit. See if they can't give her brain a good flossing.

jasem6d8 11

Sunday 6 March 2016 12:04

as someone from the middle east I found this funny and sad at the same time

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 6 March 2016 12:27

I'm not really surprised. Frankly, I am surprised that it isn't worse.

buck16 9

Sunday 6 March 2016 14:26

Ahlu Akbar

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 6 March 2016 15:23

No. Just no.

chisty87 16

Sunday 6 March 2016 17:12

OP your mother is a racist bitch she needs lo learn quick not all of us muslims are terrorists this goes for every religion just because a small portion of it hijacks it for their own gains doesn't mean the entire religion is bad or terrorist...

hacksaw246 24

Monday 7 March 2016 2:21

Muslim isn't a race and if you're trying to make people see that you're not all bad calling them a bitch isn't going to help at all.

tarlax 11

Monday 7 March 2016 2:56

There's nothing bad at all about someone reacting badly to suffering bigotry like that. And really, bigots rarely if ever accept reality or show common decency, they just live for any ridiculous excuse to hate people different from them.

GrapeJuice67 17

Sunday 6 March 2016 20:33

Oh. OP is from Israel, this explains a lot. Well, OP, it really only matters what you think, and if you're an adult (Which is what you seem to be), she doesn't have authority to have you committed to a psych ward, especially since it seems like she'd say it was because you were/are dating 'an Iranian Man'