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By FriendshipIsMagic - 15/12/2016 16:09

Today, I have been awake for 20hrs after walking in on my best friend having sexy with my recent ex girlfriend, who is still my roommate. This is the second time she has left me and had sex with one of my friends. They both don't think anything has to change between us. FML

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Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Friday 16 December 2016 5:16

At least now you know not to give second chances under those circumstances. Or rather, I should say no more than one chance.

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Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Friday 16 December 2016 5:16

At least now you know not to give second chances under those circumstances. Or rather, I should say no more than one chance.

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