Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take care of my aggressive, sick, drunk friend.... - FML

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By goldendarkness - 15/12/2016 06:39 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I had to take care of my aggressive, sick, drunk friend. At my own birthday party. No one else wanted to help and just kept drinking. FML

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Jamacob910 0

Saturday 17 December 2016 15:26

For my 21st birthday, I had to carry my drunk friend up two flights of stairs and proceed to watch her because we were scared she had way too much. Everyone else kept partying. All the feels OP.

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Jamacob910 0

Saturday 17 December 2016 15:26

For my 21st birthday, I had to carry my drunk friend up two flights of stairs and proceed to watch her because we were scared she had way too much. Everyone else kept partying. All the feels OP.

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