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By superdude191 - 24/04/2016 11:44 - Kuwait

Today, I had to sleep in the same bed as my parents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed my parentd have sex in next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Mightytall 35

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:45

You should have pretended to wake up and left the room screaming "What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!"

YDISM 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:15

Why'd you have to sleep in their bed???

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YDISM 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:15

Why'd you have to sleep in their bed???

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:45

You should have pretended to wake up and left the room screaming "What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!"

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