Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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Baron_Random 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:43

This is obviously a fake, It's be pretty hard to stuff cheese into that tiny little slit that the PS3's disc tray is. XBOX 360? Maybe.

Seabeast1000 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:45

haha I saw that video!!! but sorry that has to suck!!

michaelscott69 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 9:30

that was a ps3 shaped grill....pretty kick ass

hen709 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:40

why would he be grilling cheese anyway?

txsmonkey 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:02

well it's always been a grill

andybanan 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 13:41

YDI for having a G.A.Y.station

C00k1em0nstaa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:56

FAIL .

Konner_KBLively_ 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:52

That was your cue to get a Xbox 360!

FLASHOOM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:59

damn I was gonna buy a ps3 to grill my steak…

rayqaza21 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:41

i think he was thinkin about the shitty over heating x-box 360

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