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By MMadd - 21/10/2018 05:48

Today, I had to pee really bad at work. As I quickly sat down I realized I sat in something warm and wet. Someone had just relieved themselves all over the toilet, and I sat in it, and it touched my crotch. FML
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WHSKitty4ever 23

Actually “hovering” is an extremely good idea. You don’t know what diseases any of the other users had. I’m physically disabled, and I rarely sit down (only if my legs won’t hold me up - I have CP.)

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Apparently, some women "hover" when using a public toilet. And this is why they shouldn't.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Apparently, some women "hover" when using a public toilet. And this is why they shouldn't.

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Actually “hovering” is an extremely good idea. You don’t know what diseases any of the other users had. I’m physically disabled, and I rarely sit down (only if my legs won’t hold me up - I have CP.)

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