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By inlovey - 27/04/2016 02:31

Today, I had to go through metal detectors at work to get to the parking lot, I removed my belt to pass through but my pants fell down. I was going commando. FML

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Zaizun 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:28

That's why you never go commando.

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Zaizun 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:28

That's why you never go commando.

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