Health: Today, I had to do a drug test for a job. It has been an hour...

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By sajwsanford27 - 28/04/2016 15:20 - United States - West Des Moines

Today, I had to do a drug test for a job. It has been an hour I still can't pee in the freaking cup!! I've drank enough water that I should of went by now. But nope. I'm a laughing stock at the clinic now. FML

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nioclas_hav 16

Friday 29 April 2016 8:19

Dripping water

Adree 15

Friday 29 April 2016 2:44

That happened to me, I was there for a long time.

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Adree 15

Friday 29 April 2016 2:44

That happened to me, I was there for a long time.

nioclas_hav 16

Friday 29 April 2016 8:19

Dripping water

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