By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML
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OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.

Top comments

She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?

We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha

Comments

beyondflight 16

Wow. That guy who does that must have some balls.

Soon they'll be having them pay lip service.

YellowKettleBell 31

As long as they're fully clean

chocolatefrog28 29

I'm still boggled as far as contortion goes, either this lady got water all over herself and the floor or was a former cirque du soleil member with a lady bits issue...

Maybe this employee is a devout Muslim doing ablutions before prayers. Has anyone investigated that angle? You could have someone from HR approach the employee discreetly and find out if there's an accommodation to be made. Meanwhile, FYL.

sure, if the employee is willing to pay for everything. Just because someone believes in a religion story doesn't mean everyone else have to put up with whatever their religion demands them to do.

Ever get that not so fresh feeling... while at work?

martin8337 35

I get washing one's hands before touching one's dick, but this is crazy. Hopefully this person washed their hands after touching their genitalia.

We had a customer do that once where I work, it was written off as a religious practise and he was asked not to do it again. That was it.

I really, really, really hope you don't work at a restaurant.

boredgirl_02 14

My sisters ex had that problem.... I know it was a specific culture but I don't know if it was a religious issue. My old teacher would bring a water bottle in the stall. There has to be a way to do it privately