By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 389
You deserved it 7 633
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Bree12345 15

Congrats on the newborns

474 11
Jasper1405 16

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

351 16

Comments

JennNoVa 8

So sorry you married a selfish douche. Make him sleep on the couch-he deserves it! Let those hormones flow!

6 1
Zehla 7

Bahaha he should have known having kids means no more sex. Once you recover physically, you won't even have the energy or time, or privacy for that matter.

7 1
nyf137 20

139, have you ever met a baby? It's not really an exaggeration, especially with two of them. OP will likely be exhausted for a few months at least, it takes a while before babies will even sleep through the night.

0 0
NagainaFier 16

Don't forget the nurses! OP is clearly shameless!

63 1
TheHeavyOne 15

Who the **** YDI'd this?! As a male I think I can understand the neither regions being a bit tender after giving birth. A handgibber or a BJ might relieve his tension.

0 12
jeepers_1 21

I'm pretty sure you aren't even supposed to have sex for a month or so after giving birth?

5 1
livewire1701 8

I'm a woman and I think she should have offered a ********. Depending on how often they were intimate while she was pregnant its possible her poor hubby has been without anything for quite awhile.

2 21
monnanon 13

who gives a shit how long he has gone without what he is basically doing is expecting her to have sex after major surgery. she is not in a fit state to give a bj or a handjob and shouldnt be expexted to. its only been ten days surely they both have bettwr things to be doing with their time.

12 2
love_me_electric 20

"Poor hubby"? She's the one who had to push two football-sized objects out of her ******.

11 1
sulitak 27

poor husband? really? have you EVER been pregnant? Even a good pregnancy would have her feeling like crap. my husband completely understands that I feel like crap and that means no. When pregnant the way a woman orgasms can drastically change as well, sometimes being painful. I understand that they both decided to get pregnant but that means they BOTH accept that for at least a year their sex lives change. And FTR: when my twin boys are born in september, my hubby won't be a bitch like OPs was. why? he understands whats going on.

2 0
jeepers_1 21

I don't really see why he deserves a ******** anyway... If you're not getting any sexual pleasure I certainly don't see why he deserves any!

8 3
inkdeath87 18

Your husband is so insensitive!

6 0
spottyblanket 8

You are medically forbidden from doing so.

6 0
Inkedldd 8

Sorry that hubby is so selfish. Sadly a lot of guys do this because they don't realize how much time it takes to heal.

8 0