Miscellaneous: Today, I had the pleasure to get acquainted with my new upstairs... - FML

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By Moopster - 19/08/2016 23:29

Today, I had the pleasure to get acquainted with my new upstairs neighbor. I was promptly greeted with a cigarette bud landing on my new wool coat, leaving ash spots everywhere. FML

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randomuser15 14

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:33

It's butt not bud

Scootythedog 17

Sunday 21 August 2016 19:13

Because ashtrays are a hard thing to come by. Sorry.

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randomuser15 14

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:33

It's butt not bud

Scootythedog 17

Sunday 21 August 2016 19:13

Because ashtrays are a hard thing to come by. Sorry.

Moopster 16

Monday 22 August 2016 0:00

Yup. Ever since he moved in there has been an increase of cigarette litter in front of my frontdoor. His balcony is just above my front door.

leafynitemare 24

Wednesday 24 August 2016 10:52

When meeting a new neighbor for the first time, never ever start a first impression with a complaint. (People usually only throw things at people who are complaining). Also butt* not bud.

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