Intimacy: Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked... - FML

By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML

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By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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cooltatgar 31

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:36

"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"

Swandive235 27

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:40

At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.

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kitttkattt 10

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:20

why didn't you lock the door?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 30 April 2017 21:44

why is it an fml? sounds like it didn't bother him.

sharond23 10

Sunday 26 November 2017 1:25

ydi for having sex with the dad there.

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