Health: Today, I had planned out the entire day to spend Fourth of July... - FML

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By comfybathroom - 04/07/2016 10:30 - United States - Palmer

Today, I had planned out the entire day to spend Fourth of July with my friends and family. Today is also the day I woke up with the flu. FML

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Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:37

You caught the freedom bug! Seriously though OP, get well soon. :-/

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sleepyolivia 14

Monday 4 July 2016 19:35

This actually happened to my brother today. Spooky.

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:37

You caught the freedom bug! Seriously though OP, get well soon. :-/

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