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By ItsGoneForever - 20/08/2016 11:48

Today, I had passionate sex with my girlfriend. I changed my sheets later that day. My mother noticed the "wet spot" on my new mattress. She mentioned how quick I had gotten sweat stains in my mattress. Then she yelled at me about how my overweight makes my sweat much more than normal. FML.
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thatguy206 27

Better than getting yelled at for having sex.

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thatguy206 27

Better than getting yelled at for having sex.

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zipJohn 16

I feel like the word passionate is an arbitrary detail in this FML...

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Andrewx8 12

tell your mom you will start exercising..... but actually start.... like for real.

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sturschaedel 27

If you are leaving spots on your mattress, for whatever reason, by one of those mattress covers made of Molton (similar to very thick flannel). It will still let your skin breath through the night, but will wick up extra moisture and keep your mattress from staining.

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