By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

I think that's called a "Roman Shower". And that's gross.

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genius_man16 0

twice? dear lord, i don't want to know the circumstances

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nomTravisnom 0

reminds me of the exorcist a bit, hah.

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Chura 0

at least you're still calling him your boyfriend and not an ex. good for him for sticking around after being puked on. he's a keeper. haha

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VexDraham 0

Thats really sick... but absolutely hilarious at the same time! lol. Congrats on being able to go through a relationship after that... but I bet he will never think about having sex with you if your sick. lol

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coop_a_loop 0

that hilarious

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fml2183 2

at least youre even now. He can't hold it over your head. Couldn't have worked out better...unless of course no one had puked. sux but good luck

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