Work: Today, I had an episode of explosive diarrhea at work. Though... - FML

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By NoahK2003 - 02/09/2016 11:08 - United States - Romulus

Today, I had an episode of explosive diarrhea at work. Though I flushed several times while going, I still managed to clog and almost overflow the toilet. I had to let my female boss know what happened. I've had a mild crush on her for years. FML

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DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 3 September 2016 2:21

Well hopefully she won't thing less of you. Everyone has those kinds of issues from time to time. But as for pursuing a crush with your boss, well, be careful. Most places have anti-fraternization policies for a reason.

SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 3 September 2016 4:31

Too bad it wasn't a case of mild diarrhea.

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DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 3 September 2016 2:21

Well hopefully she won't thing less of you. Everyone has those kinds of issues from time to time. But as for pursuing a crush with your boss, well, be careful. Most places have anti-fraternization policies for a reason.

SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 3 September 2016 4:31

Too bad it wasn't a case of mild diarrhea.

GummyJellyfish 12

Saturday 3 September 2016 7:10

Aww that's shitty man, sorry.

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