By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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marlux 0

.......... how is bacon that orgasmic!?

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omglyktotally78 0

OOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAA YEAA YEAAAA OMG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACON BACON BACON UHHH UHHH UHHH Are you a fat guy?

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chroniclurker 0

Well, it's a proven fact that the most arousing smell to males is pizza...

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whudafxup 0

That could be the grossest thing I've read this year.

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adrastus 0

Nothing better than a good piece of meat ;)

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OMIGODNOWAI 0

.. i just texted my boyfriend asking me if he posted this. it sounds exactly like him. creepy.

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Snoopy397 0

AHHHHH a man and his bacon

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