Love: Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out....

By :/ - 05/04/2015 00:44 - United States - Groton

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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Kitchen Nightmares

By cook for yourself dammit! - 12/07/2020 14:01

Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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Cook out

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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You deserved it 432

He had to find out eventually!

By Telley21 - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML

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You deserved it 506

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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ZelmaSlayer 30

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:43

Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

Soloman212 28

Sunday 5 April 2015 23:05

"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

Comments

ZelmaSlayer 30

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:43

Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:47

Oh god.

flyingmind_fml 17

Sunday 5 April 2015 21:18

it's kinda awkward though she may think that he put something in it !!

Soloman212 28

Sunday 5 April 2015 23:05

"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 6 April 2015 3:26

#51, This comment made my day

fleaflea4677 5

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:44

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:08

I couldn't agree more.

nuclearninja115 4

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:57

Quite yes hmm indeed.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 5 April 2015 19:08

Good point, but I think .

HarshD9619 34

Sunday 5 April 2015 20:27

That was deep man, I'm moved to tears

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Sunday 5 April 2015 22:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

bitchthankyou 4

Sunday 5 April 2015 22:28

stop plagiarizing OP

Bibblejomin 18

Monday 6 April 2015 8:56

I can't say I agree, #44

keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:46

pass it over to her.

usmc_sean 8

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:47

at least you can make sure she eats

CitricAcid 21

Sunday 5 April 2015 16:49

Forever alone people will understand the pain you feel... Point is, you're certainly not the only one who goes through these sort of situations, OP. Good luck with the relationship