Transportation: Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking...

By please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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That Monday morning feeling

By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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Tour van aroma

By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson

Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Saturday 22 March 2014 12:38

Shutup Meg

FemskyD 26

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:10

And That.. Is why you should always have a role of ducktape in your handbag =D

Comments

tj4234 35

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:59

to be fair they probably still sounded better than half the 'artists' who rely on autotune do...

mansfield_j 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:17

Well good luck with that one

albinochipmunks 7

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:18

"The children are our future." Well, our future is ******.

gshocker20 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:18

You're 16...

amzing_a16 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:11

Our future is STILL ******...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 March 2014 14:38

Sure hope you took something to block things out...

DeeDeeJay 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:27

Telling by the FML, I don't think she had anything to block the noise out.

Stazza11 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:08

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round, all the way home!

Ryancatlp 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:41

People

babygurll19 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:47

Yes headphones would be ideal to "tune" it out!

tayymeds 23

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:55

Headphones dude, headphones

hgmegafan 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:43

They were probably trying to be like pitch perfect

TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:53

I am so sorry you must deal with my kind.

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Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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