Intimacy: Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how...

By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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oliviarahhxoxo 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

Comments

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:59

Woah, I misread this as: "Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang her sexy fiancé for almost an hour." Fail on my part. Anyway, to those saying she should have walked away, what if they were in a car (or a similar situation)? Should she have jumped out? She did say 'stuck' listening to. However, if they were just talking and OP didn't want to be rude and sat listening, then it is her fault.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:07

44 you are uper super dumb. how does sitting in a car disable someone from telling someone else to stop talking? and really, jumping out of the car is the only thing she could have done? ursfd

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:10

Yeah, you're right. I missed that. :B But jumping out of the car is much more fun!!

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:33

51 touche

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:01

op/jessie i hate people like you. you are a huge ******* pushover. how hard is it to say to your coworker 'idont want to hear about this' you can even be super polite about it if you want but its not like shes your boss. you spent an hour of your life being annoyed and disgusted and it was your own damn fault. stop complaining like a little bitch and next time grow a pair and stop avoiding confrontations.

jakeisawake 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:13

I love me a pushover. How else am I suppose to get laid? But, honestly; some people can't just stand up and be like, "Hey, hellooo, I prefer you not talk to me about this." And I'm sure OP is upset she couldn't muster up the courage to do so. Not everyone can be an asshole like you and ramble on about someone being a bitch for their shy personality.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:45

haha then you and op should get together;) but honestly i understand some people are shy and yes op may have been upset with him/herself, which would mean they want to change. and although sprinkled with profanity, my comment was giving advice to op how to be less shy. i take offense; swearing does not make me an asshole nor is being an asshole one's only alternative to being a pushover. i wouldnt call it rambling it was under a minute of typing and on point, and i didnt call op a bitch for being shy, it was for complaining about something that was his/her own fault. good day sir

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:20

Rambling doesn't consist of a time limit. Take offense as you may like, but I didn't state you were an asshole for your language, but how you used it. And yes, I'll say it again; you're an asshole. None of your comments have been one of intelligence merely "you're so ******* dumb" in redundancy. Which, I don't think is nice... I don't care how much profanity is sprinkled I highly doubt OP submitted this post hunting for advice, so once again another comment from you is useless. It doesn't take much to leave a regular comment instead of trolling just like it doesn't take much to have your intellect. Good day to you too sir.

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:30

47- I hate people like you who are rude as hell. You don't know what situation OP was in, and you don't seem to think of other peoples' feelings. Learn that not everyone is as outright and bitchy as you.

Uraharas_Bankai 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:05

Ok, Miyagi, shyness can be a tough quality to have. I'm a shy person and it makes it harder for me to make friends and more. It's not terrible, but I'd suggest you stop calling people dumb. And OP could've said something but it's an awkward situation so oh well...

jackiemoonthepro 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:12

nomnomnom

alex6946 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:13

well at least she's happy with him

capothegee 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:17

that is funny as he'll.

TheRealHouse 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:18

I'll describe my penis in great detail if you give me some vicodin.. crap I forgot I quit.

jane79 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:18

lol I think this is the funniest comment I seen in this fml

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:22

Dear OP, Protip: people don't do what they want, they do what you *let* them do. Could have easily put a stop to this. YDI.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:59

exception to the rule: rape

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:31

Or murder. Or a lot of things like that.

summerhot_fml 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:26

47 chill out some people are just nice. nothing wrong with that last time i checked

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:52

op can still be nice and polite about telling his/her coworker to stop talking. being nice has nothing to do with letting someone waste an hour of your day putting disgusting images in your head.