Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML
thealaskanyoung tells us more.
Hey, OP here. Let me get this straight: my mother is not abusive. She just has a sense of humor! The lady who called was just taken aback for a second before my mom clarified. She's just a character, in no way abusive. Y'all are ridiculous.
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clairecurses 19
maybe they called the wrong number?
zinoxity 23
Wow that's rough. Though what if they got the wrong number? I think that would explain a lot.
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Comments (74)
zombiekiller52 24
Ouch.
cukiemonster3 6
That sucks this should have a follow up
PSYqualiac 17
It does. The mom was just being a character.
worldclassrager 39
Try your father? He's always for his little girl...well usually...I'll just stop before I am on my soapbox
SkullduggeryCain 11
YOUR USERNAME THOOOO OMG
thealaskanyoung 14
Hey, OP here. Let me get this straight: my mother is not abusive. She just has a sense of humor! The lady who called was just taken aback for a second before my mom clarified. She's just a character, in no way abusive. Y'all are ridiculous.
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Your mom is an inspiration
MeanBeagle 22
would have sucked if the someone hung up and gave you detention.
avertree 8
-written by mother
Migole 36
Well Op, the way your FML is worded and with no follow-up the more obvious situation would be that your mother hung up and you were stuck at school, hence the "abusive" comments. I would also guess that you wouldn't think your life sucks when it was just a little joke. Just saying...
mamm_fml 14
The point of fmylife.com is posting about bad things that happen to you. Your mom making a completely consequence-free joke is hardly "**** my life" worthy. Can you blame people for assuming the worst on a site dedicated to sharing terrible events in an attempt to make them funny?
domolovesyoshi 33
Why would they give her detention? She wasn't lying about being sick.
thefmlman2011 36
Did she pick you up in the end?
puzzy 13
I'm glad she's funny like that but considering how the FML is written you can't blame people for thinking something ridiculous.
miianah1 22
Then don't post it on FML if it was just a harmless joke. I don't get why you would? Especially if you're going to get upset when people actually believe what you wrote.
KittyHawkMarch 29
Wow, I actually just thought it was a "wrong number" kind of situation. Interesting sense of humour she's got there.
abocz 12
Yah once I was sick at school and my dad didn't answer the phone until 3 hours later
senpa_kush 11
Ebola!
KittyHawkMarch 29
"Thanks mom"
Maniac_uno 10
Dude this is hilarious. tell your mom thanks for me; I'm going to use it on my kid someday. :)