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Well, at least he didn't scream or faint or anything. I'm sorry OP.
Door locks are wonderful inventions...
why would they hide the presents in the bathroom??
Did he take pics?
I guess I'm doing it wrong, I still put the presents under the tree....bathrooms cool too I guess.
I always walk with extra pads in my purse, why didn't you have any?
Because trees are too mainstream...
Your dad sounds like a ******* child
Haha I had a similiar incident!I was gonna use my parents bathroom because mine is being redone and I am on my period,and was rushing,and right before I opened the door my mom came in,screaming at me that I can't barge in their room.Even though I have been using their bathroom for the past 3 months.
You wear pads? Gross. It's like sitting in in a diaper full of your own blood. Learn to use a tampon.
It's much more hygienic than tampons. Tampons are breeding grounds for bacteria.
What OP wears as a feminine hygiene product is beside the point. But while we're on the subject, I'd like to point out that not all women like tampons. They're very uncomfortable for some, plus there's always the horror stories of the string getting pulled on by mistake, dislodging the thing. You think pads are like sitting in diapers of your own blood? Well, by that argument, tampons are like having a ***** covered in blood shoved up your cooch. I'll take the pads, thanks. Now, on to the topic - I have never heard of anyone hiding presents in the bathroom before. I guess they figure no one will look there. OP, did you know you were due to start your period? If so, you should have brought some pads with you. I assume you didn't because it sounds like you didn't know where they were located in the bathroom. Or, if you're still living with them, couldn't you have used a different bathroom? You said it was your parents' bathroom; what about another one? So many unanswered questions here.
@98: You're missing one very obvious question. Why on earth did she not lock the bathroom door???
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He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor
I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.