Today I got locked out of my apartment. It was in the country... - FML

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By "Kasey Papineau" - 10/10/2017 01:38

Today I got locked out of my apartment. It was in the country and my phone was dead. I tried to climb in my window, fell 12 feet, shattered my knee and leg. I lit a fire to signal for help. When that didnt work I crawled to the front of the building, broke in a window, and got help. 6 hours later.

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Sunday 15 October 2017 1:42

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