Today, I got let out of class early and headed straight home.... - FML

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By CrappySituation. - 08/07/2017 17:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got let out of class early and headed straight home. I got in went upstairs to take a leak only to find my roommate giving her boyfriend an enema with the shower hose. I just let out a small laugh and gave panicked sorry before closing the door. FML

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wickedgetz 30

Thursday 13 July 2017 8:44

if you only you would have knocked before entering... then you would not have to witness such an act

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wickedgetz 30

Thursday 13 July 2017 8:44

if you only you would have knocked before entering... then you would not have to witness such an act

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