By WaitWhat - 18/11/2017 08:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got into a minor car accident. No one got hurt, but the person that hit me was my father. Everyone thought he died 8 years ago. FML
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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Ok, I have one serious question: did anyone notice this was posted from New Zealand? I mean, if it were China or Russia or the US I could understand a disappearing dad, but not only is the entire country small enough to cover in a days travel but it’s a goddamn island! This guy took lessons from ‘Where’s Waldo?’.

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OrchidKitten 21

Or he left the country and then for whatever reason went back to New Zealand. c:

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manb91uk 22

I guess you could say you have a car crash of a relationship

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Thundernutz 15

Take about a blast from the past.... Sorry Op

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Symphoniaes 32

I’m going to need you to follow up, OP

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YallDeservedItJk 22

Must be rough that you got so slammed in your family reunion.

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TeachAllTheMath 19

What did he have to say??????

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Lobby_Bee 17

And it seems like it's going to stay this way. Dead to you.

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honestjane 22

He was on his way home from stepping out to pick up some milk and bread.

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