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By juliettalphakilo - 04/06/2016 01:25 - United States

Today, I got hot grease splashed on my breasts to remind me not to cook in my panties. FML
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CliffyB03 28

No, this could not of happened to me. You full on deserved that

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cakester123 11

what where you cooking that had hot grease? was it bacon? if it was you kinda deserved it because bacon poppes hot grease everywhere And why would do that almost naked ? i understand not wanting to get get dressed or wanting to be sexy for your boyfreind but still.

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cakester123 11

what where you cooking that had hot grease? was it bacon? if it was you kinda deserved it because bacon poppes hot grease everywhere And why would do that almost naked ? i understand not wanting to get get dressed or wanting to be sexy for your boyfreind but still.

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CliffyB03 28

No, this could not of happened to me. You full on deserved that

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ChristinePi 36

And this is why I always put clothes on when I need to make something that splatters.

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lol_nope1234 5

that was really stupid of you to be honest. if you know it can splatter, wear some clothes

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