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By VictoriaT519 - 24/04/2016 14:25 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Because I work with my boss' son, who's a lazy little shit. My boss says my work ethic 'makes his son look bad, and he can't have that'. Now who's going to close this incredibly important multi-million dollar contract at the end of the month? You guessed it. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:48

Can't you sue him?

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Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:48

Can't you sue him?

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