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By joblessinus - 17/02/2017 11:34 - United States - Auburn

Today, I got fired from my job for being in an accident that I cant even remember happening, FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 20 February 2017 4:28

If there's evidence that you were involved in the accident, you don't get out of being held responsible for it just because you don't remember it. That said, you should probably see a doctor if it happened recently, because that means you probably hit your head and have a concussion.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 20 February 2017 4:28

If there's evidence that you were involved in the accident, you don't get out of being held responsible for it just because you don't remember it. That said, you should probably see a doctor if it happened recently, because that means you probably hit your head and have a concussion.

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