By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0

Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.

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arnthegreat 0

To a woman (or fem guy) you were being sweet, and in hindsight you were- but during a stressful time it would come across as Clingie. FYL though for being nice.

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perdix 29

The real reason he dumped you was: A) He was stressed out B) He didn't want to get an STD C) He's not ready for marriage and children D) The sex was not very good at all. Sex with you::"Really Awesome: A) Movie::Tedious B) TV Show::Boring C) Book::Dull D) Video game::Tiresome Pencils down! Time's up.

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twisted54 1

Probably should've made him something to eat also. Oh well. Live and learn...:)

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perdix 29

We get it, they are teenagers. Not everyone waits until late in life to lose their virginity! And if you have to pay someone to take it from you, it still counts. And if the person you are paying happens to be a dude (and you gave your cash to what appeared to be a woman), it still damn well counts!

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ECL_333 0

now let's see how far he gone down. crash and burn...haha

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1997prinncess 1

Oh don't feel left out. My ex bf consiters taking a drama class way to stressfull. That's y he dumped me

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you_killed_kenny 0

That's his way of saying you're ugly or just suck at sex :)

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