By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0

Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.

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turkishjew 0

That's what your mom said herpaderp herpaderp herpaderp

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leadman1989 15

Better now than 20yrs, college debt, 4 kids, 3 grand kids, a mortgage, two auto loans, failed business ventures, bitter fighting, alcoholism, cheating... and someone's murder. That was really morbid.. Wtf is wrong with me? D:

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MD_DILF 4

That is the way life ends up for most of us. In fact, remove the murder comment, add a kid and you have my life! Welcome to my world!!

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leadman1989 15

Most funny yet depressing thing I've read all day. Don't give up the murders may still happen if you truly believe D: there i go again (too far) just don't know when to stop srry.

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RawrNom 0

you just made me scared of leaving college lmao.

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ibhim 0

I say he used you, he smashed and dashed it what it seems like to me. But you can do better I'm sure

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kegley 4

You must not be very good looking..

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turkishjew 0

Judgin by your pic, you dont have much talkin room

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MrsLaferriere 0

The ACTs are taken in junior year. So..., you're having "really awesome sex" at 16-17? I'm pretty sure it wasn't really awesome. Just saying. But, on a more related note, you were probably causing more stress for him at that moment. It's not FYL or YDI. It's life, it happens. Get over it. He'll be back if he wants you back. If he doesn't, he won't be.

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amans 3

like the second part but the first ...... you don't have to be a junior to take the act's lol

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