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By Lonely - 18/12/2016 05:09 - Australia - Diamond Creek

Today, I got depressed over the fact that I was rejected by a character in a video game, due to having no relationships in real life. FML

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thatweirdkid02 0

Monday 19 December 2016 3:46

that is SO me!!

naivemisanthrope 4

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:23

It's ok, maybe you can just redo the conversation.

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thatweirdkid02 0

Monday 19 December 2016 3:46

that is SO me!!

naivemisanthrope 4

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:23

It's ok, maybe you can just redo the conversation.

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