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By calb93 - 18/08/2016 18:21

Today, I got a text from my ex. She stated that the reason she broke up with me was because she tried masturbating with a cucumber and decided it was better than our sex. FML.
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leafynitemare 24

Whenever a woman buys one cucumber in the store, I feel slightly awkward.

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TCRII 29

Tell her you understand exactly how she feels - she was lousy in bed, you had a hell of a time keeping it up and you just wanted it to be over as quickly as possible.

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TCRII 29

Tell her you understand exactly how she feels - she was lousy in bed, you had a hell of a time keeping it up and you just wanted it to be over as quickly as possible.

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Leeono 26

To be fair I have heard cucumbers are supposed to be cool.....

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leafynitemare 24

Whenever a woman buys one cucumber in the store, I feel slightly awkward.

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