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By storrent - 04/08/2016 15:47

Today, I got a text from my cousin saying "You like cars, right? Check your driveway." I found my car crashed into my mailbox. I don't even know how they got a key. FML
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GhostFox 33

And this is when you report them for stealing your car, before it turns out they used it in a crime or accident.

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Elgrin 15

Make sure you press charges. I wouldn't accept that from my close family, let alone a cousin.

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GhostFox 33

And this is when you report them for stealing your car, before it turns out they used it in a crime or accident.

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Elgrin 15

Make sure you press charges. I wouldn't accept that from my close family, let alone a cousin.

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sirrubberduckie 35

WHAT? Who thinks that's an appropriate way to announce they stole and then crashed your car? Seriously, wtf? It sounds like something Kramer would have done on Seinfeld.

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DataWog 30

I read this as 'cat' and envisioned something considerably more morbid...

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JasonThorn 20

"...and that's why I shot my cousin, Your Honor."

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