By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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Doortje 29

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

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MissMittens 0

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

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BrooklynnStroker 0

What a dick!

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chaleighrae7 4

why did he leave without you in the first place?

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FlashBurn 13

Correction: MOST guys are jerks. It's just that the nice ones are overlooked because they don't put themselves out there. Women mainly date the jerks anyway, dunno why. They always seem more attracted to them...

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vivsss 11

aww he found a foreign girll! steal his best friend.

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heathersmorin 0

Now that's original. Being dumped via post card. Fyl!!

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Brax0826 0

Hahahahahaha, that guy is awesome. Did he give you VD before he left?

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MEM0817 18

If he didn't have vd before he left he prob has it now...

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jess6blondie9 2

He found someone that's hotter than you, and decided to hook up with her. He decided to break up with you first so he didn't feel like such a douche. What he doesn't know, the girl he dumped you for has chlamydia, herpes, and a penis.

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