By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

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Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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sosoram 23

that's when you pretend it's a wrong #, apologize then leave work and go home after stopping at the gun shop of course.

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nicopo_fml 11

I see you're from Utah, so this is an easy one. Just let THIS wife go away with that guy. I mean you still have like 3-4 more wives to choose from right?

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dmoneycash 13

This is probably one of the saddest FML's I've read in a long time.

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hateevryone 14

So basically your so-called wife just gave herself up.

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splitintwo 6

Id go home and show her the text. And tell her she has 12 hours to get out of my house

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FrankHotpants 31

I'd like to think that she was joking too but the reality is this sort of thing is not uncommon at all.

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worldclassrager 39

Well now you know about the affair...but you still can surprise her...

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