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By CaptainEyePatch - 21/12/2016 10:09

Today I got a nasty cut on my eyeball, and went straight to the the ER. The pain is unimaginable. When I try to get my prescription, I only got half my order. My tylenol codeine was okayed by insurance but the eyedrops required 2 verbal confirmations. It makes sense protecting me from those. FML

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