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By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 02:58

Today, I got a huge migraine at work. I ran to my house during my lunch break to grab some advil to help. When I got home, I found it looking like a tornado ran through it. Somebody robbed the place. The worst part? They stole all my pills. Now I'm stuck with a raging headache and no furniture. FML.

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Shaky_Spear 11

Friday 12 August 2016 10:31

Did you forget that there was a small issue with their house being robbed, so their first thought is most likely "police" not "headache".

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r83839 22

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:51

If you're able to drive home with that kind of headache, I'll bet you're able to drive to the store to get more Advil too.

Shaky_Spear 11

Friday 12 August 2016 10:31

Did you forget that there was a small issue with their house being robbed, so their first thought is most likely "police" not "headache".

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