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By Ijustdraw - 02/01/2017 17:06 - United States

Today, I got a hole in my fingertip because a client thought it was OK to yank her hand up when she noticed the fake nail had glued us together. When I finally peeled us apart the client had the nerve to ask me if that didn't hurt. Well let's say a cotton full of Acetone or alcohol burns a lot. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:11

I've accidentally taken a tiny chunk out of my finger before because of a hot glue gun, so I can sympathize. But your client showing concern for your finger is somehow a bitch-move on her part? This could just as easily be her FML. "Today, my manicurist wasn't paying attention and accidentally got her finger glued to my nail. Now she's got a little hole in her fingertip and giving me a burning deathstare because I "had the nerve" to ask if she was ok. FML"

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:11

I've accidentally taken a tiny chunk out of my finger before because of a hot glue gun, so I can sympathize. But your client showing concern for your finger is somehow a bitch-move on her part? This could just as easily be her FML. "Today, my manicurist wasn't paying attention and accidentally got her finger glued to my nail. Now she's got a little hole in her fingertip and giving me a burning deathstare because I "had the nerve" to ask if she was ok. FML"

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