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By Lepisma - 10/05/2016 09:24 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, I got a fresh coconut for the first time in years. Excited, I cracked it as soon as I got home from the store. It smelled a little different than I expected, but since it had been so long I chalked it up to a gap in memory until I took a taste. I got a mouthful of fungus. FML.

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givethisguyahug 7

Wednesday 11 May 2016 0:27

Your life must be pretty great if you get excited over a fresh coconut. It's a shame this one didn't live up to the expectation. But don't give up, keep searching for that perfect coconut. Keep up the good fight

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:55

Not so fresh then.

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Mauskau 35

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:55

Not so fresh then.

givethisguyahug 7

Wednesday 11 May 2016 0:27

Your life must be pretty great if you get excited over a fresh coconut. It's a shame this one didn't live up to the expectation. But don't give up, keep searching for that perfect coconut. Keep up the good fight

Lepisma 38

Tuesday 17 May 2016 10:23

Lol. Coconuts are one of my favorites but I don't ever get fresh ones, so it was supposed to be a treat for myself. Alas, it was not to be.

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