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By UncommonSense - 14/10/2016 03:26 - United States - Ware

Today, I got a call from my son's school. Apparently, my husband allowed our 5 year old to watch, "Scary Movie" and now he's chasing girls on the playground while screaming, "RUN, BITCH! RUUUUN!". FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

Ok, I know that is highly inappropriate for a 5yr old, but it is still pretty hilarious. I guess it's time to teach him that there's words he shouldn't say and that he shouldn't copy the behaviours he sees on TV.

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One_In_Three 24

Your kid sounds awesome.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Ok, I know that is highly inappropriate for a 5yr old, but it is still pretty hilarious. I guess it's time to teach him that there's words he shouldn't say and that he shouldn't copy the behaviours he sees on TV.

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One_In_Three 24

Your kid sounds awesome.

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stayydomii 21

My luck that would be my child. This is quite hilarious, but of course it is wrong. Hopefully he will know not to say it again and your husband is more careful on what he watches next time.

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tigeresscrazy 12

You must be so frustrated cause you love your husband but yet at the same time you want to wring his neck lol time to sit both boys down an have a talk about what's appropriate to watch an to say lol

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