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By ChiefKoala - 15/12/2016 09:01

Today, i got a black eye. No, it wasn't from a fight, nor did i fall. It was from my dog headbutting me in the face from excitement when i bent down to greet her after coming home. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Thursday 15 December 2016 20:29

I know how that feels, I've gotten a few bruises from my dog's excitement. One time she ran at me when I came through the door, she liked to go in between legs, but I wasn't prepared for that and she couldn't stop and went full force into my shin with her hard head lol. Their love makes up for it though, if there's one thing I could count on everyday, it's that my dog would be happy to see me.

KashRoninMama 6

Friday 16 December 2016 16:41

my Basset Hound broke my nose in the same situation

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Thursday 15 December 2016 20:29

I know how that feels, I've gotten a few bruises from my dog's excitement. One time she ran at me when I came through the door, she liked to go in between legs, but I wasn't prepared for that and she couldn't stop and went full force into my shin with her hard head lol. Their love makes up for it though, if there's one thing I could count on everyday, it's that my dog would be happy to see me.

Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Friday 16 December 2016 5:24

Sorry you're in pain, but that's so cute lol what breed is your dog?

KashRoninMama 6

Friday 16 December 2016 16:41

my Basset Hound broke my nose in the same situation

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