Love: Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift:...

By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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DaveMcRae 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:39

No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

boatkicker 4

Friday 31 July 2009 22:39

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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zombie_pie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:48

You obviously should have given her your dick in a box.

aback 4

Friday 31 July 2009 23:56

Oh, hey-! Next time she says something you give her/do for her is "too Italian", tell her "Yeah, well so's your moustache." If she's going to be a bitch, might as well give her a reason.

xHaniffax 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:03

OMG that is thee most romantic thing EVER you can always give it to me :) god your wife is a stupid bitch!

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:08

What....the ****? Too Italian-looking? What kind of an idiot is she? FYL, OP. First for living with a moron and second for wasting that money. That gift sounds really sweet.

dummydory 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:13

That so sweet of you

fuzluv95 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:13

wow, really? "too italian-looking"? that bitch is lucky to have you in her life--and that is SO romantic! she doesn't deserve to be with you

themixedt4pe 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:15

OP you sound like a great guy. I'm sorry you picked out a present that your wife didn't like... I know if someone had bought me a gold dipped red rose I would have absolutely melted. Of course I have a sweet spot for roses... but know you weren't completely crazy for buying it, because it was a sweet gift that I'm sure lots of women would have appreciated it more than your wife did. Maybe you should try selling it on eBay. xD

spawn_of_satan 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:18

what a bitch i'd attempt to sell it

x0_blonde 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:25

wow. i dont know what to say about your wife, but i'm really sorry about that. i know that i would like have a heart attack if someone gave me that. as for you? you are seriously romantic and that is like one of the sweetest things i've ever heard. and what's wrong with itialian?!