Love: Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook... - FML

By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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Messenger blues

By jake - 27/06/2009 21:11 - Denmark

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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You deserved it 63 432

Stormy weather

By Bribri - 06/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML

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You deserved it 923

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 280

By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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You deserved it 4 021

Dreams burn down

By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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You deserved it 7 329

Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

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You deserved it 181

Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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You deserved it 143

Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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You deserved it 602

Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 158

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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You deserved it 3 787

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:11

The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."

lylasgurgur 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:11

You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?

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micheala17 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:17

My bf did tht to.

suckingatlife 9

Monday 21 November 2011 14:00

You do not deserve that. Guys feel they have the right to tell there girlfriend to do whatever they want. I really wish females would not take it. You have just has much power as guys do if not more. I am proud that you gave him the silent treatment. Guys suck at listening. I am not saying every single guy but I would say there are quit a few.

suckingatlife 9

Monday 28 November 2011 9:56

I do agree with you there

hoonyer 17

Monday 21 November 2011 20:17

Ignoring the problem rarely ever makes it go away YDI, btw wheres the "Like" button? ;)

Alexzmoo 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:29

Just talk about all our feelings and how your bloating.

jayejayejaye122 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:36

Win-win?

ikotsu 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:38

So you basically stomped your feet and crossed your arms and held your breath like a 6 year old. Congratulations. Rather than trying to resolve a problem you act like a spoiled brat. Anyone saying you deserve to act like that is obviously socially impaired.

TheGame69 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:56

Good job, boyfriend of this idiotic girl.

sueannpalma 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:16

Dump her

lifesloser 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:03

"like"

AnimeGamer13 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:23

NEVER give a guy the silent treatment

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Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

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Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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You deserved it 379

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

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